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Nocturnal catch 22

#Nocturnal_catch22

Onyos had never had a girlfriend.Ask any of his friends why and they all answer in astonishment"wa wa wa,ani we ok wachre!"( wa wa wa just leave words,it is unspeakable).He was turning 19-that was in 1991.
One day his aunt,Pereskila Omwandho-a witty lady from Suba visited his brother(Onyo's father-).Naturally,Onyo's topic came up and she promised to see what to do about it'Adhi gamo ne Nyar Kabuoch'(I will woe him a lady from Kabuoch).This was a custom enshrined among their people,the people of Alego tat chumbe(Alego the roof of iron).
After two full moons,Pereskila came back with a real village belle for Onyos' consumption.Most people believe that 'dhoge ne pek'(his mouth was heavy).

After dinner,Onyos went with the lady to his 'simba'(lion)

Several hours later,as his father was patrolling around the compound,he met  Onyos who had come out to pee.
Onyos:Baba,otamore.(Dad,she has refused)
Dad:nyos nyathina yawa bin niwe oneno(Onyos my child,did you by any chance let her see it?)
Onyos:Eh Baba donge no neno.(Yes Dad,she saw it)
Dad:Iwe oneno nang'o,dak koro omiyie.(Why did you let her see it,can she give you now-forget it.).

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