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#Wonders.
You are travelling to Mombasa,seated next to a sleeping beauty.You engage in a conversation.In the process both of you develop a liking for each other.After arrival,you exchange contacts and keep in constant communication...
After some period of time it happens that you are travelling to where she had also gone on duty.Coincidentally she calls and asks if you could meet...
She goes 'mteja' when you arrive in that town.The following day,she calls and apologizes and insists on meeting you.You oblige and agree to meet.You check into an inn,take a room and settle.The lady goes to freshen up in the bathroom....
Curiosity gets the better of you and you peep inside her bag,your eyes chance on a long list of names-all male.Your name is the last one on that list at number 104...
What will you do?

Aijanalaja,aijajaja!

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